Hey, calm down!
Tha’s my big brother! If he said he wasn’t gonna eatcha, then he’s not gonna eatcha!!

B-brother?
[The medium rubs her eyes, clearing what little tears were left.]
s-sorry…
(Source: lockedprince)
You’ll get it right next time. Watch.
I’m gonna get to go hunting by myself soon. I got my grown up fangs and everything!

Wait…
Does that mean you could drink my blood now?
You’re not gonna turn around and eat me, are you?
(Source: youngspiritflower)
A-aahh!!
N-no no, I wasn’t planning to! Wouldn’t dream of it!
P-please don’t cry! I really wouldn’t!!

S-Sisssss!!!
Help me!!!
The mean vampire’s gonna eat meeeeeee!!!!
Hello there, crimson chin! The name’s Maya Fey! Spirit medium in training! Age 12, 98 pounds! Steel samurai fan extraordinaire!
….well you’re 15% positiveness is correct.
Surely there’s nothing wrong with me being a vampire, is there?

… Wait, so if you’re a real vampire… Then that means you’re going to-…
[The medium lets go and cowers in a corner]

Please don’t drink my blood! I’m not ready to be a vampire!!!
WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
That sounds pretty cool.
….except for the whole “wrong spirit” part, but hey, it was your first time…close enough?

Close enough…
It was the guy’s brother…
So yeah…
(Source: youngspiritflower)
Uhm…?
Spirit medium….police?
Are you quite alright there…?

Can it, bat man! I’m like fifteen percent positive you’re a vampire! I’ve been investigating this area for one hour! And your teeth look pretty sharp to me!!!
(Why does that feel like a demotion..?)
Sissel chuckled in thought as he rises up. He even have done a little salut.
Royal Knight chump Sissel, at your service.

Good!
Now here’s a cookie for your trouble.
[The young medium hands him a half-eaten chocolate chip cookie. It looks like the temptation for just one bite was too much for the girl to resist.]
(Source: youngspiritflower)